Why A Toilet Seat?

Now, don’t get me wrong—WarGames is an awesome concept: two teams, two rings, and absolute chaos. There are always incredible moments, high-flying action, and unforgettable highlights. My only issue is this: does WWE have a checklist for random objects under the ring?

Certain things make sense, like the usual tables, ladders, chairs, and even a fire extinguisher. But toilet seats? Why the hell would there be a toilet seat under the ring? Is it in case the talent hiding under there needs to use the bathroom or something? I’ve always wondered about kendo sticks—it’s like the ring has turned into a new-age weapons locker—but the toilet seat takes the cake. At this point, you could literally say WWE has everything, including a kitchen sink, under the ring.

That said, while I’m griping about it, the spot where Rhea hit Nia Jax so hard with the toilet seat that it broke definitely made up for all the random ‘what the hell’ weapon choices from the rest of the women in the match. So, WWE, please—piss off with the random toilet seats in future WarGames matches.

-Suplex Hek